Eeekkk! Ack! What happened to adorable Ms. Ripley?
Did she lose her head over a soccer game? I knew she is a serious athlete, but this is terrible. Call an ambulance, call a vet, DO SOMETHING to Save this lovely little gurl! Help! Help! Help!!
How embarrassing. I was climbing our draperies in distress over Ms. Ripley's accident, prepared to throw myself off our balcony to end the pain of loosing her.
Luck for me, my human caught me, saying "Scroll Down, you idiot!" [I get no respect arnd here.]
U were just teasing me, U naughty, pretty Kitteh Lady. What a relief, Sweetfoots, cause U know I cannot live without U!
I pretends I jumps on Harry's haid and bite it off!
Den tuna rains from teh sky as mah reward!!
I iz scary haidless cat!!
Oh, sry, I pretends dis mousie is Harry and I bites him vry hard. kai thx bai
Haidless kitteh is teh scary. So are Harry and Jay Rocky. Dodd gud.
ReplyDeleteBite him hard, sweetie! Bite him hard!
ReplyDeleteHarry? Who is Maddie and Ripley biting mad at now?
ReplyDeleteEnd of the Republic? I sleep in one day and the Republic is going to hell, again?
Tuna from heaven!
ReplyDeleteYou bite, gurlz!
ReplyDeleteBite them, Maddie-Wan Kenobi! You're our only hope!
ReplyDeleteHee.
Whoops. And Ripley Skywalker, of course!
ReplyDeleteYaaaaay!
Polly, Harry Reid.
ReplyDeleteI'm annoyed about the FISA thing.
Eeekkk! Ack! What happened to adorable Ms. Ripley?
ReplyDeleteDid she lose her head over a soccer game? I knew she is a serious athlete, but this is terrible. Call an ambulance, call a vet, DO SOMETHING to Save this lovely little gurl!
Help! Help! Help!!
Silkey , frantic fan
"I'm so scary that I'm headless, now gimme some candy!!"
ReplyDeleteHow embarrassing. I was climbing our draperies in distress over Ms. Ripley's accident, prepared to throw myself off our balcony to end the pain of loosing her.
ReplyDeleteLuck for me, my human caught me, saying "Scroll Down, you idiot!" [I get no respect arnd here.]
U were just teasing me, U naughty, pretty Kitteh Lady. What a relief, Sweetfoots, cause U know I cannot live without U!
Silkey, grateful fan
I am mesmerized
ReplyDeleteby golden eyes
captivated by pink toes
enthralled with carnation nose
and all that lovely silver fluff
the plushy ones puff
and still I miss the lovely
Lion Kitty Maxx.
The Other Sarah
and still I miss the lovely
ReplyDeleteLion Kitty Maxx.
So do I.
Each and every day.
Cats should be able to vote. You'd get better democrats. dammit!
ReplyDeleteGoodbye Republic. However, all is not lost. We still have our lovely kitties!
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