Mlle. Madeleine, you are princess size, my delicate beauty. Not queen size, nor gigantic.
Except for the Tail O'Doom which accompanies you everywhere. The Tail is gigantic, and you can fluff it up at will.
This is good in case you have burglars when Four Legs isn't home. Then, Darling Maddie, you just fluff up your already enormous Tail and lash it around.
This will terrify any burglar into immediate flight, you will save your family from loss and be a heroine.
U mean me?
I'ze a princess.
I iz incredabul haidless kitteh!
oh! nevah mind! feathers on a sTik!!
I haz beauty-ful, tiny, small, tootsies.
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/Arthur.
Those are some cute-ass kitty-cats.
ReplyDeleteThose are some cute-ass kitties!
ReplyDeleteHaidless kitteh pr0n?
ReplyDeleteWhat will we haz next on teh intertoobz?
flory
U nevah noes
ReplyDeleteMlle. Madeleine, you are princess size, my delicate beauty. Not queen size, nor gigantic.
ReplyDeleteExcept for the Tail O'Doom which accompanies you everywhere. The Tail is gigantic, and you can fluff it up at will.
This is good in case you have burglars when Four Legs isn't home. Then, Darling Maddie, you just fluff up your already enormous Tail and lash it around.
This will terrify any burglar into immediate flight, you will save your family from loss and be a heroine.
Though you are already the heroine of my soul.
Silver, discerning fan
Mmph, snorgling into that belleh of furrz. Finally back checking in on the girlz after a week in Ecuador.
ReplyDeleteplushy overload! they is getting way way too plushy....beautiful girlz
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