Mlle. Madeleine, my Darling Maddie … I need your advice.
There's a problem with my human. She isn't petting me with the dedication that I used to enjoy. All I get is a scritch under the chin, a scratch behind the ear, a few stokes down the spine.
The last few evenings she's been watching these boring humans on the TV. The droning, the whining, the screechy insults from this woman with the outmoded hair style. It was horrible!
I encouraged her to turn to grooming Me, as this is so soothing for the kittenslaves. But she did such a poor job that I've given up on her. Tonight she turned off the TV, and is reading a book.
She isn't petting Me at all!
Dearest Maddie, could you pop over this weekend and comfort Me? Or let Me come to You, if the Centaur is going out?
I call Maxxine's Tail o' Doom "Taily Tail." This morning it got in my toes' way while I was opening a can and I accidentally pulled a couple of tufts out. "OH NOES...POOR TAILY TAIL!!!" I picked her up and gave her a big kitteh hug...and all was well again.
dang, ripley is cute.
ReplyDeleteand what a tail, what a tail.
Welcome back, 4Legs. And thanks for teh tail o'doom and much ruffaliciousness. Hope you are out of publishing hell (I know what that's like).
ReplyDeleteHiya 4lg,
ReplyDeleteKittens look mahvelous!
I see you at swampland sometimes, now.
Interesting place. Not sure I trust those particular journamalists any farther than I could throw them, but still an interesting place.
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Tail of Doooooooooom!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHurrah!!! My adorable Kitteh Ladies are back!
ReplyDeleteLadies, that bouncing dog isn't in ur backyard, is he?
I'hate to see U forced to put up with such a pushy character.
Silkey, delighted fan
Squeeee! The plushiest, most ruffilicious kittehs have returned.
ReplyDeleteAll is right with the world. Well, it will be after the election and we have President Obama. But things are good tonight. :)
Mlle. Madeleine, my Darling Maddie … I need your advice.
ReplyDeleteThere's a problem with my human. She isn't petting me with the dedication that I used to enjoy. All I get is a scritch under the chin, a scratch behind the ear, a few stokes down the spine.
The last few evenings she's been watching these boring humans on the TV. The droning, the whining, the screechy insults from this woman with the outmoded hair style. It was horrible!
I encouraged her to turn to grooming Me, as this is so soothing for the kittenslaves. But she did such a poor job that I've given up on her. Tonight she turned off the TV, and is reading a book.
She isn't petting Me at all!
Dearest Maddie, could you pop over this weekend and comfort Me? Or let Me come to You, if the Centaur is going out?
Thank Ceiling Cat I can reach You again!!1
Silver, lonely fan
Ripley still has such a baby face.
ReplyDeleteThey're both kittylicious!
Ruffs and Sunbeams!
ReplyDeleteHappy to see the girls again. :-D
-mnkid
Four Legs, excellent of you to get that lovely hardwood floor for the gurlz.
ReplyDeleteSlippery wood is teh best for batting toy mousies about.
That last pic of Ripley is one of your very best. She is just heart-clutchingly cute.
Glad you've managed to crawl out of deadline hell.
ReplyDeleteAnd teh gurlzz iz a kute as ever.
ur sister
No, still kind of in deadline hell.
ReplyDeletecan see the tunnel out though.
polly, yes, it's one of my favorites too.
ReplyDeleteShe looks like that in person much of the time. such a funny, curious, busy little girl.
I call Maxxine's Tail o' Doom "Taily Tail." This morning it got in my toes' way while I was opening a can and I accidentally pulled a couple of tufts out. "OH NOES...POOR TAILY TAIL!!!" I picked her up and gave her a big kitteh hug...and all was well again.
ReplyDeleteWar On War Off
ReplyDeleteMaxxine does that on purpose. The furries all learn early "Making your human feel guilty = more scritches and pets."
Despite Maxxine's blissfully innocent expression (learned from Ripley?) she has a truly feline devious brain.
You know they are still planning on taking over the Earth. Right?
gorgeous kittehs and so glad they're back.
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