Surprises me that "an explosion of fur" isn't fullfilled by two Elizabethan ruffs, much Plushy body fur, numerous toe tufts, Maddie's ginormous plume-tail and Ripley's own rapidly-filling-out plume.
I assumed that the Gurlz shed enough explosions of fur to build dustbunnies of truly gigantic Texas proportions.
If you're lacking in dustbunny makings, I'd be glad to ship you a bale of the finest Plushy shedding. My two produce it 24/7.
I'm just amazed that I can pick up and hold Maxxine when I'm wearing black, and all of Maxxine stays on Maxxine! That's never been the case with any of my kitties...
Zoe, Ma'm, Could you possibly mean me, [zoe said...can you imagine what the silver tongued devil would say about miss chainsaw in a wig?] ?
I am flattered by your notice, except that it's my little brother Silkey who is Ms. Chainsaw's most ardent fan, adoring the ground she pussyfoots on, etc.
I save my admiration for the divine Mlle. Madeleine, the perfection of elegance among Kiitteh Ladies.
I'll gladly claim that compliment though. It is the grandest thing a human has ever said about me … kitteh ladies have said some nice things , but that is another story.
Assuming that you are a human. What with Centaurs and prolific poster El Gato Negro, one shouldn't assume these days.
i hold you responsible for your younger brother's silver-tongue-devil comments (h/t Kris Kristofferson) She is a wee little girl and Silkey IS a silver tongued devil. Listen to the song, and you will understand!
R U dun messing wit dat old car yet?
Cus I would like to play sum fetch, plz.
(bathe, bathe) U tell me when UR dun.
I'ze bee napping till then.
ian wants to know what hair products they use
ReplyDeleteGirl kitteh spit.
ReplyDelete(maine coons have rather oily coats- Ripley seems to have the same. Keeps them from being an explosion of fur)
Surprises me that "an explosion of fur" isn't fullfilled by two Elizabethan ruffs, much Plushy body fur, numerous toe tufts, Maddie's ginormous plume-tail and Ripley's own rapidly-filling-out plume.
ReplyDeleteI assumed that the Gurlz shed enough explosions of fur to build dustbunnies of truly gigantic Texas proportions.
If you're lacking in dustbunny makings, I'd be glad to ship you a bale of the finest Plushy shedding. My two produce it 24/7.
I'm just amazed that I can pick up and hold Maxxine when I'm wearing black, and all of Maxxine stays on Maxxine! That's never been the case with any of my kitties...
ReplyDeleteOkay...this is teh wacky:
ReplyDeleteKitty Wigs!
no no no!!! no kitty wigs for the girls!! can you imagine what the silver tongued devil would say about miss chainsaw in a wig???? i dont think so
ReplyDeleteI doan think I'd live long if I tried to put a wig on Ripley.
ReplyDeleteZoe, Ma'm,
ReplyDeleteCould you possibly mean me, [zoe said...can you imagine what the silver tongued devil would say about miss chainsaw in a wig?] ?
I am flattered by your notice, except that it's my little brother Silkey who is Ms. Chainsaw's most ardent fan, adoring the ground she pussyfoots on, etc.
I save my admiration for the divine Mlle. Madeleine, the perfection of elegance among Kiitteh Ladies.
I'll gladly claim that compliment though. It is the grandest thing a human has ever said about me … kitteh ladies have said some nice things , but that is another story.
Assuming that you are a human. What with Centaurs and prolific poster El Gato Negro, one shouldn't assume these days.
Teh centaur bees napping to. Dese be Monday kittehs on Tuesday.....
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Silver Cat
ReplyDeletei hold you responsible for your younger brother's silver-tongue-devil comments (h/t Kris Kristofferson) She is a wee little girl and Silkey IS a silver tongued devil. Listen to the song, and you will understand!