Maddie, You and Ripley can come play at our house this weekend 'cuz our moms not gonna werk. You will like her--she gives good brushies and kitty cookies!
Maddie sweetie, werk buys your particle accelerators, cat perches, kitteh food, feather monsters etc.
If U want ur centaur to stay home with U, werk harder with ur particle accelerator to discover something U can patent. Then ur patent will bring U tons of human money to support ur kittenslave!
Dearest Mlle. Madeleine, your ruff and fichu look especially beautiful in this last pic.
Your Centaur must have given you a good brushing before starting this heavy work load? Or do you have a groomer come in to do your hair?
I don't really mind that Simon and Ollie are devoted to you too, Sweet Gurl. They are California gentlemen kittehs with impeccable taste in the Ladies. And I appreciate the wild wood mousies they sent as an initiation fee for the Plushy Kitteh Lady Fan Club.
But as a founding member of the Club, I hope I will have a special place in your heart?
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Maddie, can ur centaur werk at home? Then u getz cheezburger.
Maybe Austin will get some of Ft Worth's snow for you Maddie and then your centaur can stay home and throw snowballs for you.
Rugo
Maddie, You and Ripley can come play at our house this weekend 'cuz our moms not gonna werk. You will like her--she gives good brushies and kitty cookies!
Simon & Ollie
Your devoted fans
Maddie sweetie, werk buys your particle accelerators, cat perches, kitteh food, feather monsters etc.
If U want ur centaur to stay home with U, werk harder with ur particle accelerator to discover something U can patent. Then ur patent will bring U tons of human money to support ur kittenslave!
Who will then stay home with U more!
So mebbee you can play with ur partickle accelerator so u don't feel so sad?
"Simon & Ollie
Your devoted fans"
Listen up, U bozos. U r newbies in the Plushy Lady Kitteh Fan Club. U haven't earned the right to invite our adorable Internet Stars to ur house.
Their uncle, Arthur J. GWPDA, won't let U get near them without him being a chaperone, anyway. We know this from bitter experience.
U show proper respect to our divine Mlle. Madeleine, or our sharp claws will teach U a lesson!
U could also try getting ur own girlfriend. Maxxine will be grown up before long, and she is already a beauty.
Silver and Silkey, Original fans
U two Little Gurlz must werk at ur fizziks while teh Centaur is away. U will help that way, and get more chizburgers!
/Arthur
Maxxine will be grown up before long, and she is already a beauty.
:)
Dearest Mlle. Madeleine, your ruff and fichu look especially beautiful in this last pic.
Your Centaur must have given you a good brushing before starting this heavy work load? Or do you have a groomer come in to do your hair?
I don't really mind that Simon and Ollie are devoted to you too, Sweet Gurl. They are California gentlemen kittehs with impeccable taste in the Ladies.
And I appreciate the wild wood mousies they sent as an initiation fee for the Plushy Kitteh Lady Fan Club.
But as a founding member of the Club, I hope I will have a special place in your heart?
Silver, most devoted fan
Oh, Maddie, little darling,
It's Maxx Memorial Day! You can haz all the cheezburgr your heart desires, baby. That would make your darling Uncle Maxx very happy.
Here's a kiss and a chin rub.
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