Chicken Soup

I can haz soup 2??
U can play with me since U R home?

The plushy girlz doan no "sik"

U come HOME right nao

We noes U doan feel so good- U come home and taek napps with us.

Primary Kittenz

Political reporters are doo doo haids.

If I'z can jes solve dis problm, I kin send Howie Kurtz into dah sun!

Hmff. Didn't werk. Must ponder fizziks for a while.

A HUGE plushy thank you

....to long-time reader J. Major for the box of goodies, including a copy of George R.R. Martin's The Ice Dragon.

A big MWAH!! and an apology for not thanking you sooner, but this is my first day back in the office, so I just received it today.

Ya know the gurlz luvs them some Wallace & Gromit.

Monday kittehs

Halp! I iz stuck here. Stop painting stuff, plz.

See how beeeg I am getting?

Hallooooo!

Doan go back to werk 4lgs. Stay homez and write movies and books and stuff.

We R eeeeeepy 2

See mah excellent furry tummeeee and mah tuftie toesies???

I haz a magnificent ruff. Wut U got?

Eeeeep!!!!!!!

I had to steal this. Kittens are put on this earth to enslave us. Iz true.