Tuesday, March 28, 2006

We like the Moon!! Part deux



Why do we like the moon you might ask? and why do conservatives hate the moon? Elementary, dear reader. It is a well known fact that 98% of radioactive, brain-eating zombies are registered republicans. And zombies just aren't very nice, now are they precious? And just who is it that comes out on a full moon? the werewolf, that's who!

What you may not know is the werewolf is the natural, sworn enemy of the radioactive zombie. No wonder conservatives hate the moon!

Further, think of all the naughty things associated with the moon. Pagans and wiccans enjoy dancing and feasting under the moon. And full moons are very romantic (if you can avoid the werewolf-zombie carnage), which leads to lovers kissing... and possibly.... sex! Not just sex, but romantic, hot sex. Sometimes in the back of cars, just for fun. Can't have that, now can we.

So, good liberals everywhere like the moon.

Have I lost my mind? well, no. But if Jeff Goldstein, Assrocket, Malkin and RedState can post nonsense on their blogs, well, then so can I.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I've long suspected that many Republicans have had their brains eaten by the Vast Right Wing Virus (doubly dangerous as it's a retro virus)…but 98% is a shock, As is the info that They could eat OUR BRAINS.

Thank God for the education I get on the Internets.

XXX to Lion Kitty.

four legs good said...

Thank God for the education I get on the Internets.


Glad to oblige.

elaine x said...

i'm just no longer sure that either liberals or conservatives have their mind ... or whether because i'm republican and i love the new moon, if that makes me weird ... i just know your blog is great, we are in deep trouble, and your pictures are beautiful! thank you.
peace & harmony,
elaine
'freedom must be exercised to stay in shape!'

four legs good said...

i just know your blog is great, we are in deep trouble, and your pictures are beautiful! thank you.


Thanks. Peace to you as well.


Watch out for the zombies.