Saturday, April 01, 2006

Ay Carramba!!!



Look at the horror that awaits us if we do not immediately stem the tide of illegal immigration.

Yes.

It is the insidious, mandatory breakfast burrito. Once those evil little brown people from the south have taken over the country, they will impose their reign of tex-mex. No one will be able to resist. No one will be safe!!!

First it will be breakfast burritos, and before long, your daughters will be munching on green enchiladas at lunch time.


I call on all good republicans to drop everything and rush to the border to defend us from this delicious plague!! To arms! You have a wall to build. And if you can't manage that, you owe it to your country to wander around in the desert looking fierce and talking on a walkie-talkie.

Your country is depending on you.

9 comments:

Eli said...

In addition to the occasional breakfast burrito, my cafeteria sometimes offers breakfast calzones. Very tasty, especially when they include salsa.

Anonymous said...

Eli,

Puh-leeeze. Breakfast calzone is so Roaring Twenties as a danger. Just as breakfast sauerbraten was the hot button issue of the WWI years, and breakfast corned beef sandwiches with potatoes O'Brien were the morning meal fear of the mid-nineteenth century.

Admittedly, salsa is a dangerous condiment. Those good people in San Antonio are subversive.

four legs good said...

Breakfast calzones?


Oh, the delicious horror!!

Anonymous said...

How will we stem the onslaught of the coming salsa verde menace???

four legs good said...

How will we stem the onslaught of the coming salsa verde menace???


It is a mystery, my friend.


They will then finish us off with sopapillas.

flory said...

When the menudo shows up, you'll know the end is nigh.....

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