Monday, April 03, 2006

S.A.P.s™

If republicans are WATBs (whiny-ass titty babies), and they surely are, then what are mainstream, inside-the-beltway democrats?

S.A.P.s™

Scaredy-ass pussies.

Beltway dems believe that they're out of power because of the way they play politics. Wrong. They're out of power because they continue to play politics instead of doing the right thing.

Democrats are running away from censure and impeachment like terrified little girls confronted with a big ass snake. "Voters might get mad as us!" they howl. "Karl might use it against us!"

Fuck that. Beltway dems are way behind the curve on this one. If they want to return to power, they'll quit playing politics and take a stand against this administration. If they're not going to stand up against an administration who has shredded the constitution, attacked checks and balances, and blatantly broken the law, then what will they take a stand against?

Either stand up or get the fuck out of the way.
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5 comments:

flory said...

On topic:
Beltway dems believe that they're out of power because of the way they play politics. Wrong.

No, this is true. If they knew how to fucking play politics they'd realize that the biggest criticism of their politics is that they don't stand for anything. And they'd fix that. And maybe win a few elections.
Even if they didn't really mean it. It would still be good politics.


Off Topic:
Mom won a Koufax. We should prolly take her out to dinner or sumthin', huh?

2:52 PM
four legs good said...

Yes we should.

That's way cool. Maybe I'll win one next year for having the plushiest blog.

4:29 PM
Eli said...

You clearly have no grasp of the staggering value of dry powder. Dry powder is the most powerful substance in the universe, and should only used in the direst of emergencies.

And the Democrats have a *monopoly* on it. They'll have the last laugh, um... someday.

5:53 PM
four legs good said...

You forget I live in a humid climate. I do not know of this "dry powder" substance of which you speak.

Anyhoo, I think the emergencie is pretty fucking dire. But what do I know?

6:01 PM
flory said...

Anyhoo, I think the emergencie is pretty fucking dire. But what do I know?

Nononono!!

Are there terra'ists on the street? Are white women being kidnapped?

Clearly there's no emergency. The powder must remain dry.

8:49 PM

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