The Eye!! the Eye!!

The fabulous watertiger points us to this bit of insanity from little Ricky Santorum, They really don't come any dumber:

Sen. Rick Santorum (R-PA) explains the Iraq war by citing Lord of the Rings: “As the hobbits are going up Mount Doom, the Eye of Mordor is being drawn somewhere else,” Santorum told a newspaper editorial board. “It’s being drawn to Iraq and it’s not being drawn to the U.S. You know what? I want to keep it on Iraq. I don’t want the Eye to come back here to the United States.”

As usual, he gets it ass backwards. We aren't the hobbits, off on a brave quest against the evil empire of Mordor. If you ask the rest of the world, we are Mordor. We are the uruk-hai. We are the evil hordes that invaded a country and devastated it.

I'd laugh at the level of teh stupid, but it just isn't funny anymore. The only consolation is that Pennsylvania voters are about to throw little Rickey out on his puppy raping ass.

A little strong? Hey, there is NO evidence that santorum doesn't rape puppies, is there? I thought not.

photo illlustration courtesy of watertiger