Hey, don't be insulting the delightful and loveable Band E. Coot! This useless ancient bag o'pus 'n platitudes doesn't rate a hair off the Coot's foot!
The Coot thanks you, flory. He has retired in insulted dignitude to a spot at the foot of the bed, where he is licking his own very tufty toes with the air of one Who Is Not At All Amused.
The Coot blows you a furry kiss, flory, as he rushes out into the cold night air to hang with the skunks and raccoons. Are cats known by the company they keep? The skunks seem to think he's one of them.
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Oh golly gee willikers! Am I a doofus? By hannah, I am! Have I fucked up Iraq? You bet!
"Yah, but it's a complicated subject! it's not easy! let's step back a bit.
Good Heavens!!"
Hey, don't be insulting the delightful and loveable Band E. Coot! This useless ancient bag o'pus 'n platitudes doesn't rate a hair off the Coot's foot!
Yes, I am a batty old orc
Fixed yer typo.
The Coot thanks you, flory. He has retired in insulted dignitude to a spot at the foot of the bed, where he is licking his own very tufty toes with the air of one Who Is Not At All Amused.
Coots are a respectable race.
Orcs? Not so much.
The Coot blows you a furry kiss, flory, as he rushes out into the cold night air to hang with the skunks and raccoons. Are cats known by the company they keep? The skunks seem to think he's one of them.
The skunks seem to think he's one of them.
Skunks and kitties generally get along.
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