We're on Denny the Hut Death Watch Day 5. I believe more haiku is in order. Post your contributions in comments and I'll put them up.
Jabba spins madly
Crushing all with his foul bulk
Save him it will not.
Meanwhile, the Federal Probe Intensifies.
WASHINGTON -- The Justice Department ordered House officials to "preserve all records" related to disgraced Rep. Mark Foley's electronic correspondence with teenagers, intensifying an investigation into a scandal rocking Republicans five weeks before midterm elections.
Oh, my. Anyone got popcorn??
Update 4:44 pm: from watertiger:
Greedy fat bastard.
Protects child predators.
That's Denny Hastert.
9:41 pm- from noteasy:
slime blubber in suit
going down the toilet now
and its about time