Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Jabba Haiku

Kevin Lamarque/Reuters

I feel like I should say something about the impending meltdown.
Foleygate poison
Spreads. Jabba's time is ending.
Titty babies wail.

Okay, there. I said something.

Let me just give some advice to 50 year old pervs everywhere: 16 year olds of either sex do not find your 50 year old droopy carcass sexy, nor do you make them horny.

10 comments:

NYMary said...

16 year olds of either sex do not find your 50 year old droopy carcass sexy, nor do you make them horny.

Oh, *man*!

Anonymous said...

I'll give it an 86. Lyrics are good, and it has a nice beat. :)

ThePoliticalCat said...

And it suits that fat revolting old perv so well!!! Today ABC reported that more news is on the way. Apparently, Foley was not the only one harassing the pages. I can't help but wonder if Denny the Hutt (sweaty teenage boy wrestlers, anyone?) was involved too. Yech.

watertiger said...

Roads are slippery.
The sidewalks are all sticky.
Denny's left a trail.

four legs good said...

Excellent watertiger!!

Anonymous said...

Hastert, Foley, Frist
molesters par excellence
bounce their butts to jail

Elspeth R.

Anonymous said...

heh. spooky huh.good post and the tigress with her sharp tongue in cheek comments . bhahahhha. more maxx please. this porno for pryo's is getting ecky.

MestizO

Anonymous said...

16 year olds of either sex do not find your 50 year old droopy carcass sexy, nor do you make them horny.

And neither do many of us 50+ year olds.
Well done, all...

ellroon said...

Horny repubs lurk
Licking ice cream after hours
Pages turn away

Unknown said...

Justice is DeLay'd
Foley says he'd not fondle,
But he'd pat a page.