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Maddie! Ripley! Know whats they are saying about your Centaur at the convention???? That she is drop dead gorgeous, really really smart, and funny!! (Guess you already knew that)
SIMON is ur particle accelerator working? If we could meet in Phoenix, maybe the four of us could bamboozle Uncle Arthur into letting us go to the rescue of poor abandoned Maddie and Ripley!To answr ur question, I don't know how to train humans. My Mom trained our human when we were kittehs. All I know is the reward/punishment system. Throw up on the rug when she's been neglectful of our wishes (always reasonable wishes.) Withhold snuggles and purrs when she's been away too long.Chew on her plants to get her attention.Reward ur human by rubbing ur haid against her cheek, while purring loud as U can.Ditto with rubbing against her ankles.Demand lap time (human will feel flattered.)Greet her at the door as if U had missed her.Contact Me at that secret URL I sent U. Onward to Phoenix!Silkey
ARTHUR!!!! MAN THE WORMHOLE!!! THE PERPS ARE ON THE LOOSE!!!
Maddie! Ripley! Know whats they are saying about your Centaur at the convention???? That she is drop dead gorgeous, really really smart, and funny!!They iz?
Yes they iz, gurlz, and lots of other very very nice things...but especially "drop dead gorgeous". The gurlz suggest you stay clear of NToddler.....
Mlle. Madeleine and Ms. Ripley, do not despair, poor lonely darlings.We are on our way to rescue U!!1 Falling into the Grand Canyon was a mistake in Wormhole routing, but we swam out of the water ok. Onward to Phoenix! We fly to U, Beloveds, we fly on the wings of desire! And wormhole technology. Silkey, ardent beau
Arthur! Shhhh! Do not tell the Ross boys they are going to the NCAA Final Eight, not the home of the gurlz!!!
Silkey and Silver,the wormhole may be unserviceable!...the Other Sarah
I was lurking in the wings at Atrios' Escaton when Hecate made the comment that 4Legs is "drop-dead gorgeous." I think we're supposed to keep the Centaur's gender a secret - drop-dead gorgeous can apply to either male or female, right?
Oh yes, men can be drop-dead gorgeous too. Like my high school sweetheart long ago.Johnny was the the handsomest young man I'd ever seen, and he didn't know it. Unspoiled and sweet-natured. Couldn't ask for anyone better for a sweet memory.How did those Ross boys get out of the Grand Canyon?
I haz heared that some drinking happened, and that people wuz happy.Thanks
Centaurs shall remain genderless until otherwise notified,
Good News, lovely Plushy Ladies. That convention is over, ur Centaur must be on the way back to U!We all got home safely too. No more dunks in the Colorado River! Meeting U was the best experience of our furry lives! All thnx to Ceiling Cat!More later, most beloved Plushy Gurlz. Silver and Silkey, forever Urz
I was lurking in the wings at Atrios' Escaton when Hecate made the comment that 4Legs is "drop-dead gorgeous." I do not resemble that comment!!I haz heared that some drinking happened, and that people wuz happy.ThanksYou are welcome but THANK YOU!! a good time was had by all and U wuz roundly cheered for UR generosity.
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