Oh Ms. Ripley Sweetfoots, could that have been our kitten?
If only I had met U sooner, mai sweet Darling. We would have had such fine kittens! The line of American Domestic Cats would have been permanently inproved!
When we get to that new planet via ur particle accelerator, all good things will be possible there. So we can start our family!
How about on this new planet you're babbling about, the boy kittehs have the kittens??? Eh?? Dontcha think it's UR turn to do the yowling and the cramping and the likking of icky stuff off new bebehs? How about UR tummy dragging on the ground like some busted transmission and six kidds hanging on UR chest? Huh? HUH?
Ms. Susanna, this idea never occurred to me. Especially since mai Mom said having mai brother and sister and me was one of the great pleasures of her life.
If Ms. Ripley would like Me to bear our kittens, I'd be happy to do it. But the lady kittehs would have to tell Me how to do it right, as that is an area abt which I'm ignorant.
Since the ladies always seem to be full of advice for us fellas, that shouldn't be a problem.
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Izzat Riplee as a teeny weeny behbeh? ZOMG--such eepiness!
No, is a poor rescued behbeh kitteh from some shelter.
Oh Ms. Ripley Sweetfoots, could that have been our kitten?
If only I had met U sooner, mai sweet Darling. We would have had such fine kittens! The line of American Domestic Cats would have been permanently inproved!
When we get to that new planet via ur particle accelerator, all good things will be possible there. So we can start our family!
Silkey, future husband
Hey Silkey~
How about on this new planet you're babbling about, the boy kittehs have the kittens??? Eh?? Dontcha think it's UR turn to do the yowling and the cramping and the likking of icky stuff off new bebehs? How about UR tummy dragging on the ground like some busted transmission and six kidds hanging on UR chest? Huh? HUH?
Ms. Susanna, this idea never occurred to me. Especially since mai Mom said having mai brother and sister and me was one of the great pleasures of her life.
If Ms. Ripley would like Me to bear our kittens, I'd be happy to do it. But the lady kittehs would have to tell Me how to do it right, as that is an area abt which I'm ignorant.
Since the ladies always seem to be full of advice for us fellas, that shouldn't be a problem.
Silkey, future loving husband
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