The preznit seems to finally have recognized the terrible threat of the Hammerhead Shark Frenzy and Mansquito.
A hopeful society has institutions of science and medicine that do not cut ethical corners, and that recognize the matchless value of every life. Tonight I ask you to pass legislation to prohibit the most egregious abuses of medical research -- human cloning in all its forms -- creating or implanting embryos for experiments, creating human-animal hybrids and buying, selling, or patenting human embryos.
I, for one, welcome our manimal overlords. Saturday nights are so much more entertaining with them around.