Friday, November 09, 2007

U come hOme nao...






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4 comments:

Caminante said...

What do you feed your girlz? Maddie has a tail that's going to take over her and Ripley has a ruff that's going to surround her head entirely. Such furz! Tell me it's soft?

9:49 PM
Anonymous said...

Allas knew Princess Maddie would grow up to be a beauty, but who knew that little urchin Ripley Chainsaw would be such a regal young lady?

flory

12:12 AM
four legs good said...

She is looking rather grand, isn't she?

Her coat is beautiful, and her ruff is delightful- positively elizabethan.

12:38 AM
Anonymous said...

Ripley's regal attitude, (when she isn't being silly abt mousies and such) may come from the good example set by her big sister.

Though she had to have the genes for the huge ruff and long plushy fur. Four Legs had a good eye, to spot the future plushycat in a forlorn orphan in a cage.

I'll bet this is another case of a beautiful kitten princess stolen from her royal parents by an envious evil fairy. But the future Ms. Chainsaw was a feminist kitteh, tough enough to escape her captor with bites, bloody scratches and fierce howls of rage.

Alone in a strange city, the fierce but friendless gurl sat down in a dark alley to plan her path back to her parents' castle. And there, in that Austin alley, the lost princess caught her very first wild mouse. It was exhilarating!

After dining on her freshly killed treat (delicious even tho not served on Royal Doulton) the little darling needed a nap.

But danger lurks in the alleys of Austin! Even when well-hidden behind a trash bin, a sleeping kitten is vulnerable to a beady-eyed, sharp-fanged Rat. A hungry Rat!

The smell of hungry Rat broke the dreams of the tired kitten. Straight up she leaped, she landed running on all paws, running for her very life!

Out of the alley flew the lost princess, into the arms of a passing human sent by the great Goddess Bast. The human was only a messenger, sent to deliver the little kitteh to a safe place to await the Centaur chosen by Bast.

Along came the Centaur to bring the nameless little one to a new palace, complete with loving kittenslave, big sister princess and a name of her very own!

Ms. Ripley Chainsaw!

3:29 AM

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