Monday, September 24, 2007

Ripley confronts teh dreaded VACUUM-MONSTER

Iz dun wit scawy, eeevil vaccooom masheeen?

(grumble, grumble) I hates vaccoom.

Iz kitteh abuse U no.

But U giv me scritches, so I'z selbrat'n by makin muffins.

Rly big muffins. Purrrrr!!
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8 comments:

Caminante said...

Those muffin pawz are the bestest. Ripley, you are very brave -- my Young Guy hides for four hours after I use the noise monster and even when he reappears, he is suspicious of any sharp noise.

9:35 PM
Plum Pudding said...

vous êtes belles les filles!

10:45 PM
Anonymous said...

She looks teh serious about that kitteh abuse charge.

I'd be worrying about knocks on the door ifn I wuz you.....

flory

11:29 PM
Anonymous said...

Darling Ripley Kiitteh,

Those vaccoom monsters are Very Dangerous to kittehs, particularly sweet tasty kittehs like you.

Unless watched carefully, a vaccoom monster will try to suck you all up! Starting with your lovely PlushyTail™!!

You'll be safe if you get up high, like on your kittenslave's bed or on the back of your sofa or atop a counter. That monster sticks to the floor.

And play the "poor scared kitten" bit for all its worth! " Worth" is usually lots of scritches and huggles. Making kittenslaves feel guilty is always worth something nice.

Silkey, wise beyond his years

2:35 AM
Anonymous said...

I don't vacuum as often as I should (ick, kitty litter, ick!) because it's so damned frightening for Karmina and Maxxine. Wouldn't it be nice if somebody invented a noiseless vacuum?

9:04 AM
four legs good said...

Yes it would be. It's the same here- it really terrifies Ripley- she hides under the bed.

Then afterwords I call her and about 10 seconds later she'll pop out, grumbling and chirping and purring, happy that it's all over.

So funny.

10:14 AM
Sandy-LA 90034 said...

Ripley has the most expressive face!

"grumbling and chirping and purring," -- I'd love to see a video of her chirping (can't quite imagine what that sounds like but it sounds adorable!).

As usual, Silkey Cat Ross, your comments crack me up. Makes my day!

10:53 AM
zoe said...

teh teh beeyouteefulll

smile every day because of you girls (an uncle maxxxx, of course)

1:01 PM

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