Thursday Night plushy

I wish I were so relaxed.

This bird is smarter than chimpy

Study: Songbirds can learn basic grammar.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- The simplest grammar, long thought to be one of the skills that separate man from beast, can be taught to a common songbird, new research suggests.

Well. Who says dinosaurs didn't evolve?

Finally! some plush.

I'm certain atriettes everywhere will cheer.

Snow job

I'm sorry, but tell me this guy doesn't look like a complete and total asshat? So naturally he's going to be the next press secretary.

It's a plot to drive Holden mad. I'm certain of it.

Little baby Arthurs!! teh cute!!

AP Javier Galeano

Shar-pei puppies at the Havana Dog Show. Teh wrinkly!

The London Eye

Reuters/Luke MacGregor

It's gorgeous photographs like this that made me want to be a photographer. Shot on April 19, 2006, on the banks of the Thames, London, U.K.

Happy Sweet 16 to the Hubble Space Telescope

NASA and the European Space Agency are celebrating the Hubble Space Telescope's 16th birthday with the release of this trés fabu photograph of a starburst. Photo in the News: Hubble Marks Sweet 16 With Starburst

April 24, 2006—This is one sweet 16 that calls for more than just a first driver's license photo.

NASA and the European Space Agency today marked the 16th anniversary of the launch of the Hubble Space Telescope by releasing a brilliant new image captured by the orbiting observer.

The composite picture, taken last month, depicts the starburst galaxy Messier 82, a hothouse of rapidly forming stars some 12 million light-years away. The image features the long blue disk of the galaxy's core laced with fiery tendrils of hydrogen gas (shown in red). The image is the sharpest wide-angle view ever obtained of the galaxy.

Interstellar eye candy like this has been part of Hubble's stock in trade over the past 16 years, but the telescope has much more to show for its service than an album of cool images.

Since it was launched into space on April 24, 1990, the Hubble has contributed to some significant astronomical studies, from measuring the effects of mysterious dark matter to helping scientists determine the age of the universe itself.

NASA has tentatively cancelled missions to maintain the Hubble, citing safety concerns for astronauts after the destruction of the space shuttle Columbia in 2003.

If Hubble goes dark, it will be 2013 before its replacement is up. That's not just stupid, it's criminal.

An answer to the gas problem

Via Space.com, it appears that black holes are actually green. Black Holes are Actually Green:

A new study finds that the supermassive black holes at the hearts of some galaxies are the most fuel efficient engines in the universe.

"If you could make a car engine that was as efficient as one of these black holes, you could get about a billion miles out of a gallon of gas," said study team leader Steve Allen of the Kavli Institute for Particle Astrophysics and Cosmology at Stanford University. "In anyone's book, that would be pretty green."

The finding, made using NASA’s Chandra X-ray Observatory and announced in a media teleconference today, is giving scientists insights into how supermassive black holes generate energy and how they affect the galaxies where they make their homes.

A beeeelion miles per gallon! whoo hooo!! I would like a black-hole powered Acura, please.

Monday plushy fix

Another busy, busy day. Maxx will keep you company.

Happy Birthday Thersites!!

Maxx, who luvvvvs Thersites, has baked him a cake to celebrate his birthday.

It is a delicious confection of chicken with bacon filling, topped with a buttercream-liver frosting.

A rerun for Sally

For who among us does not love plushy porn?

Friday plushy

I haven't had time for much of anything today. Or lately. But here's some plushiness to tide you over.

What's HE doing here?

Ya know, Mr. Plushy claims not to like the peep, but everytime I turn around they're hanging together.

Hmmmpff.

33%

I'm too lazy to link to it, but chimpy has hit 33% approval in a FOX news poll. Mr. Plushy finds that news absolutely delicious.

Busy, busy, busy....

My apologies for the lack of posting the past few days. Regularly scheduled snarkiness and plushyporn™ shall resume shortly.

I apologize for any plushy-withdrawal related symptoms you may be experiencing. In the meantime you'll just have to make do with a re-run.

Spring?

AP/Mel Evans

What is this "spring" you speak of? I do not know what season that might be.

Oh, okay, cat blogging...

Maxx forgot to put his tongue away.

Clearly Aunt Vicki is in some difficulty today....

...liberal applications of plushyness™ are called for!! Mr. Plushy to the rescue!

Moat of Death!!

Wow, I love that name.

Via National Geographic News, a Giant Deep-Sea Volcano with a "moat of death" has been found.

Beneath the waves of the South Pacific lies a volcanic realm nearly as strange as that featured in TV's hit drama Lost.

But instead of a mysterious island, scientists have found a bubbling submarine volcano whose weird features include a swirling vortex, a host of strange animals, and a fearsome zone of toxic waters dubbed the Moat of Death.

The volcano, described in this week's online edition of the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, sits within the crater of a gigantic underwater mountain rising more than 4,500 meters (15,000 feet) from the ocean floor near the island of Samoa.

The seamount, called Vailulu'u, is an active volcano, with a 2-mile-wide (3.2-kilometer-wide) crater. The cone rising within it has been dubbed Nafanua, for the Samoan goddess of war.

I suggest we immediately send a republican congressional delegation there on a fact-finding mission.

Monday plushy fix

It's Monday and it's going to be 100 degrees here today. Ack. I wish I were home hanging out in the ac with this furry guy.