I was out putting up flyers on each and every door when I found a woman who said, "Oh! I took him to the emergency clinic last night!"
Fuckers. I called them today and the receptionist said he wasn't there. The woman pre-paid $900.00 to take care of his expenses, which I promptly paid for. (It wasn't $900, but I don't know what the damage is.)
Maxx already wants to go outside. He's never going out AGAIN.
Whew. Thanks again for everyone's good thoughts. I'm just so relieved that he was somewhere safe.
PS. I'd post a pitcher, but it would probably scare everybody. :-)