No burritos! the horror!!

Fred Greaves/Reuters

Okay, this guy has the right idea. Being objectively pro-burrito, this sign is enough to strike terror into MY heart.

Snacks are delicious!!

Lion kitty Maxx luvvvvs him some delicious paté.

About Colbert and his muchos huevos grandes

I haven't weighed in on the ballsalicious appearance of Stephen Colbert at the WH Press Association dinner last Saturday yet, because, frankly, the whole affair is just baffling to me.

I keep reading about how "Bush stole the show" and how "Colbert just wasn't funny" or "he crossed a line" or "he was inappropriate for the room." And worst of all, I read somewhere that "Bush is president and he deserves our respect." Huh?

Holy fucking moly. Have people gone mad? I watched the video, and I didn't find chimpy funny at all. And while admittedly, I am pretty much a Colbert fan, I thought he was hilarious. So maybe I'm not an unbiased observer.

But here's the rub. Just what did Colbert say that was a surprise to anyone? You can argue about his delivery, but Colbert was dead on in the facts. And that appears to be the problem. Just pointing out the facts is the real sin inside the beltway. Apparently saying the obvious is considered borish and rude. Or worse, uncivil. I'll say this for Colbert, he didn't water down his act to make the boffins in the room more comfortable, and I give him props for that.

And can we please dispense with this "Bush is preznit and he deserves our respect" nonsense? The man has wrecked the country, lied us into an unneccessary war that is responsible for the deaths of thousands of American soldiers and tens of thousands of Iraqi civilians, embarked on a policy of torture and secret rendition, spied on American citizens, flouted congress and the rule of law, outed a CIA agent, and other transgressions too numerous to mention.

He. Does. Not. Deserve. Our. Respect.

He never did. I love my country, and the office of the president has my respect. The man occupying that office has to earn it. I want to ask the media, if after all this, you're still too timid to go after this man, what will it take? if not now, when?

Stop being such a bunch of pussies. Grow your own set of muchos huevos grandes. The country will thank you.

Colorific plushy

He's like a rainbow. And he wants me to get the fuck out of the way so he can go outside for a prowl.

Watertiger

Watertiger seems to be all over the net today.

Sigh

AP/Mark Baker

A surfer on the beach in Sydney, Australia.

At last!! some plushy

Somewhere, a pretty atriette is sighing with relief. Mr. Plushy has not deserted them.

Thursday Night plushy

I wish I were so relaxed.

This bird is smarter than chimpy

Study: Songbirds can learn basic grammar.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- The simplest grammar, long thought to be one of the skills that separate man from beast, can be taught to a common songbird, new research suggests.

Well. Who says dinosaurs didn't evolve?

Finally! some plush.

I'm certain atriettes everywhere will cheer.

Snow job

I'm sorry, but tell me this guy doesn't look like a complete and total asshat? So naturally he's going to be the next press secretary.

It's a plot to drive Holden mad. I'm certain of it.

Little baby Arthurs!! teh cute!!

AP Javier Galeano

Shar-pei puppies at the Havana Dog Show. Teh wrinkly!

The London Eye

Reuters/Luke MacGregor

It's gorgeous photographs like this that made me want to be a photographer. Shot on April 19, 2006, on the banks of the Thames, London, U.K.

Happy Sweet 16 to the Hubble Space Telescope

NASA and the European Space Agency are celebrating the Hubble Space Telescope's 16th birthday with the release of this trés fabu photograph of a starburst. Photo in the News: Hubble Marks Sweet 16 With Starburst

April 24, 2006—This is one sweet 16 that calls for more than just a first driver's license photo.

NASA and the European Space Agency today marked the 16th anniversary of the launch of the Hubble Space Telescope by releasing a brilliant new image captured by the orbiting observer.

The composite picture, taken last month, depicts the starburst galaxy Messier 82, a hothouse of rapidly forming stars some 12 million light-years away. The image features the long blue disk of the galaxy's core laced with fiery tendrils of hydrogen gas (shown in red). The image is the sharpest wide-angle view ever obtained of the galaxy.

Interstellar eye candy like this has been part of Hubble's stock in trade over the past 16 years, but the telescope has much more to show for its service than an album of cool images.

Since it was launched into space on April 24, 1990, the Hubble has contributed to some significant astronomical studies, from measuring the effects of mysterious dark matter to helping scientists determine the age of the universe itself.

NASA has tentatively cancelled missions to maintain the Hubble, citing safety concerns for astronauts after the destruction of the space shuttle Columbia in 2003.

If Hubble goes dark, it will be 2013 before its replacement is up. That's not just stupid, it's criminal.

An answer to the gas problem

Via Space.com, it appears that black holes are actually green. Black Holes are Actually Green:

A new study finds that the supermassive black holes at the hearts of some galaxies are the most fuel efficient engines in the universe.

"If you could make a car engine that was as efficient as one of these black holes, you could get about a billion miles out of a gallon of gas," said study team leader Steve Allen of the Kavli Institute for Particle Astrophysics and Cosmology at Stanford University. "In anyone's book, that would be pretty green."

The finding, made using NASA’s Chandra X-ray Observatory and announced in a media teleconference today, is giving scientists insights into how supermassive black holes generate energy and how they affect the galaxies where they make their homes.

A beeeelion miles per gallon! whoo hooo!! I would like a black-hole powered Acura, please.

Monday plushy fix

Another busy, busy day. Maxx will keep you company.

Happy Birthday Thersites!!

Maxx, who luvvvvs Thersites, has baked him a cake to celebrate his birthday.

It is a delicious confection of chicken with bacon filling, topped with a buttercream-liver frosting.

A rerun for Sally

For who among us does not love plushy porn?

Friday plushy

I haven't had time for much of anything today. Or lately. But here's some plushiness to tide you over.

What's HE doing here?

Ya know, Mr. Plushy claims not to like the peep, but everytime I turn around they're hanging together.

Hmmmpff.