Not Hawaii!!

Since we're on the subject of bad news, National Geographic is reporting that Global Warming May Swamp Hawaiian Wildlife.

A chain of tiny, remote Hawaiian islands could become the largest marine sanctuary in the U.S. as soon as next year.

But the rare wildlife living there could disappear beneath the waves by the end of this century because of global warming, a new study warns.

A team of Hawaii-based scientists calculates that two-thirds of some islands in the Northwestern Hawaiian Islands (NWHI) could be submerged by 2100.

That sucks.