Listen here, Lion Kitty Maxx! You can get away with a lot, due to your gleaming eyes, plush fur coat and general sweetness.
But you'd better show some respect for your elders. Your Aunt Flory is always ready with a kind word for you, not to mention the scritches, scratches and good advice for your centaur.
Do you know how well off you are, Young Fellow? You'd be sorry if your Aunt withheld attention from you. A shocking idea, but possible. Better apologize, kiddo.
Is that cynicism or sarcasm, him insinuating that a "keety" wouldn't be sincere in apologizing?
He's just stating the obvious, that "keetys" can be devious in the pursuit of scritches.
Maxx is quite the slut. Why I looked out the window a little while ago and there he was, outside scamming loving from one of the co-eds who lives upstairs.
flory said... in response to what I said: Even if he hadn't apologized, he'd still manage to get scritches. He is, after all, Teh Plush.
Well, yeah. But I'd prolly hold out for a day or two. Just to prove a point..... Uh-huh. Like you could live without your daily dose of PLLUUUUUSSHHH!!! Well, maybe YOU could. What can I say. You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
4LG said: Maxx is quite the slut. Why I looked out the window a little while ago and there he was, outside scamming loving from one of the co-eds who lives upstairs.
He is shameless.
And I say: Dude! Great way to meet grrlz! Maxx probly thinks so. I mean if someone as gorgeous as Maxx showed up on my doorstep, I would SO be loving him.
Dang, it hasn't even been a day, and here I am back and pleading for another dose. Sick, sick, sick. You and Teh Plush should be ashamed of yourselves, 4LG. You've created addicts. And, apropos of nothing in particular, I kinda wish I lived upstairs from Maxx myself. Luckily I'm not paying to visit him virtually, but it sure would be nice to meet a marbled striper of such magnificent Plushitude, perhaps with a little lizard tail dangling from his pretty kitty lips. Schmeckito, Maxx, I'll be back.
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love eyes. hail maxx.
mestizo
He's looking indulgent, fond, and forgiving, nevertheless. Or perhaps he's just working on digesting a recently ingested lizard. Smooch, Maxx!
AM NOT!!
Somebody is gonna be suffering from a serious scritch deficit if he keeps calling his auntie names.....
(...and it's not my fault the centaur refers to Dumsfeld as one of your pipples. You need to have a talk with your roomie....)
Goodnight, darling Maxx, I'll see you in the morning. Schmeck!
Listen here, Lion Kitty Maxx! You can get away with a lot, due to your gleaming eyes, plush fur coat and general sweetness.
But you'd better show some respect for your elders. Your Aunt Flory is always ready with a kind word for you, not to mention the scritches, scratches and good advice for your centaur.
Do you know how well off you are, Young Fellow? You'd be sorry if your Aunt withheld attention from you. A shocking idea, but possible. Better apologize, kiddo.
He says he's sorry.
He says he's sorry.
Ooh...si, I can tell that he means eet too, just like a keety would, si.
Ah, si, eef there ees one theengy that gatos, they are good at, eet ees apologizing, and that ees what Maxx has done, weethout a doubt, si...
so.
*scrtich* *scritch*
Yeah, I can really see flory withholding scritches from Mr. Plushy.
well, he did apologize.
so he gets his scritches back.
Admit it, Flory. Even if he hadn't apologized, he'd still manage to get scritches. He is, after all, Teh Plush.
What's with that gato negro?
Is that cynicism or sarcasm, him insinuating that a "keety" wouldn't be sincere in apologizing?
I'm sure that Maxx's furry little heart is quite sincere.
And 4Legs could detect insincerity. Doesn't he have to deal with other young critters, like students?
Even if he hadn't apologized, he'd still manage to get scritches. He is, after all, Teh Plush.
Well, yeah. But I'd prolly hold out for a day or two. Just to prove a point.....
What's with that gato negro?
Is that cynicism or sarcasm, him insinuating that a "keety" wouldn't be sincere in apologizing?
He's just stating the obvious, that "keetys" can be devious in the pursuit of scritches.
Maxx is quite the slut. Why I looked out the window a little while ago and there he was, outside scamming loving from one of the co-eds who lives upstairs.
He is shameless.
Polly said...
What's with that gato negro?
Is that cynicism or sarcasm, him insinuating that a "keety" wouldn't be sincere in apologizing?
And I said:
Well, Polly, as anyone who's ever lived with a kitty knows, they'll say anything to keep up the scritch supply. Ask my kitties.
flory said...
in response to what I said:
Even if he hadn't apologized, he'd still manage to get scritches. He is, after all, Teh Plush.
Well, yeah. But I'd prolly hold out for a day or two. Just to prove a point.....
Uh-huh. Like you could live without your daily dose of PLLUUUUUSSHHH!!! Well, maybe YOU could. What can I say. You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
4LG said:
Maxx is quite the slut. Why I looked out the window a little while ago and there he was, outside scamming loving from one of the co-eds who lives upstairs.
He is shameless.
And I say:
Dude! Great way to meet grrlz! Maxx probly thinks so. I mean if someone as gorgeous as Maxx showed up on my doorstep, I would SO be loving him.
Dang, it hasn't even been a day, and here I am back and pleading for another dose. Sick, sick, sick. You and Teh Plush should be ashamed of yourselves, 4LG. You've created addicts. And, apropos of nothing in particular, I kinda wish I lived upstairs from Maxx myself. Luckily I'm not paying to visit him virtually, but it sure would be nice to meet a marbled striper of such magnificent Plushitude, perhaps with a little lizard tail dangling from his pretty kitty lips. Schmeckito, Maxx, I'll be back.
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