
Why do we like the moon you might ask? and why do conservatives hate the moon? Elementary, dear reader. It is a well known fact that 98% of radioactive, brain-eating zombies are registered republicans. And zombies just aren't very nice, now are they precious? And just who is it that comes out on a full moon? the werewolf, that's who!
What you may not know is the werewolf is the natural, sworn enemy of the radioactive zombie. No wonder conservatives hate the moon!
Further, think of all the naughty things associated with the moon. Pagans and wiccans enjoy dancing and feasting under the moon. And full moons are very romantic (if you can avoid the werewolf-zombie carnage), which leads to lovers kissing... and possibly.... sex! Not just sex, but romantic, hot sex. Sometimes in the back of cars, just for fun. Can't have that, now can we.
So, good liberals everywhere like the moon.
Have I lost my mind? well, no. But if Jeff Goldstein, Assrocket, Malkin and RedState can post nonsense on
their blogs, well, then so can I.