Still no civil war..... huh???

AP/Hadi Mizban

Condi and Rummy were on capital hill today, trying to sell their "ain't no civil war, no sir!" nonsense today. Rumsfeld, Rice Say Iraq Not at Civil War.

Secretary of Defense Donald H. Rumsfeld and Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice said that despite a surge in sectarian violence in Iraq, the process of creating a stable government is proceeding satisfactorily.

Of course. Because having giant pools on blood on the sidewalk of your nation's capital is really freakiing normal.

What universe are these guys living in?